Certainly one way to find a date... shame it doesn't work.
While we imagine footballers have no problems in the dating department, us mere mortals face a tougher challenge. However, we do wonder what footballers may say to swoon people – considering most of them talk in cliches or just say 'well, ya know' and 'at the end of the day'.
So what if you tried talking like a footballer – or at least using some of their old quotes on Twitter in order to win yourself a date.
And that's exactly what Twitter user @Billie_T did when he took to Tinder with a load of Wayne Rooney's belting Tweets - however, the results didn't quite turn out as planed.
Just have a look at these belters, which we're sure took quite a lot of cojones to actually go through with:
He wasn't off to the best of starts....
And it didn't really get any better from here....
But surely having a few beers with Joe Hart would help your chances... well no, no they didn't.
And it ended just as badly as it started...
There we go, if you want a date, never use Wayne Rooney quotes.
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