Many of these are incredible.
1. Trader: 'When I retire and write a book about this business, your name will be written in golden letters'.
Submitter: 'I would prefer this (to) not be in any book!'
2. Submitter: '(A manager has) asked me to put it lower than it was yesterday … to send the message that we're not in the shit'.
Manager to trader: 'Just tell him to keep it, to put it low'.
External trader to a Barclays trader, asking for a lower Libor submission: 'If it comes in unchanged I'm a dead man'.
3. External trader to Barclays' trader later that day: 'Dude. I owe you big time! Come over one day after work and I'm opening a bottle of Bollinger'.
4. Swaps trader: 'Sorry to be a pain but just to remind you the importance of a low fixing for us today'.
5. Swaps trader: 'I love you'.
6. 'Morning skipper . . . will be submitting an obscenely high 1m again today', wrote a submitter in 2006 to a trader at another bank
7. 'I am fast turning into your Libor bitch!!!'
8. 'Don’t worry mate – there’s bigger crooks in the market than us guys!'
9. 'Yes, deffinite (sic) manipulation – always is tho to be honest mate . . . i always used to ask if anyone needed a favour and vice versa . . . a little unethical but always helps to have friends in mrkt'.
9. 'It's just amazing how Libor fixing can make you that much money or lose if opposite ... It's a cartel now in London'.
10. Yen Trader 1: where would you like it[,] libor that is[,] same as yesterday is call
11. Yen Trader 4: 'haha, glad you clarified ! mixed feelings but mostly I’d like it all lower so the world starts to make a little more sense'.
12. Senior Yen Trader: 'the whole HF (hedge fund) world will be kissing you instead of calling me if libor move lower'
13. Senior Yen Trader: 'its just amazing how libor fixing can make you that much money'.
14. Yen Trader 1: 'can we lower our fixings today please (Primary Submitter)
Primary Submitter: 'make your mind up(,]) haha , yes no probs'
Yen Trader 1: 'im like a whores drawers'
15. Swiss Franc Trader: 'can u put 6m swiss libor in low pls?'
Primary Submitter: 'NO'
Swiss Franc Trader: 'should have pushed the door harder'
Primary Submitter: 'Whats it worth'
Swiss Franc Trader: 'ive got some sushi rolls from yesterday?'
Primary Submitter: 'ok low 6m , just for u'.
Swiss Franc Trader: 'if u did that i would come over there and make love to you[,] your choice'
16. 'I will fucking do one humongous deal with you ... Like a 50,000 buck deal, whatever. I need you to keep it as low as possible ... if you do that ... I'll pay you, you know, 50,000 dollars, 100,000 dollars ... whatever you want ... I'm a man of my word'.
17. Panel Bank 1 submitter: 'You know, scratch my back yeah an all'
Broker B: 'Yeah oh definitely, yeah, play the rules'.
18. 'SUPERMAN ... BE A HERO TODAY'. Broker F said: 'ill try mate ... as always'.
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