FFS: Gareth Bale's pegs, Merson's brain and Geordie horse hitters

Zubox FFS

Tottenham Hotspur, Arsenal and Newcastle United fans may particularly enjoy this week's Friday Football Special.

Morons, idiots and all the excuses to talk about the “dark days” of football are back in the news.

For every ying you need a yang. Your yang for this week is a look into Paul Merson’s mind, a Clive Tyldesly inner-monologue, a statistical analysis of Gareth Bale’s pegs and a song about Michael Owen.

If you’re in the bottom seven you may need to iron the parachute.

The Friday Football Special is a brand new animated weekly sketch show by Zubox TV, taking a satirical look at the world of football with a focus on the Premier League.

Each show is published weekly on FFS’s YouTube channel, The Football Special, with sketches from the show published separately throughout the rest of the week. You can also subscribe via iTunes for your weekly fix of football banter.

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