We're not going to (right now, anyway), but we thought about it long enough to find these 10 amazing houses for rent. Seriously, people. Consider these for your next week off. There's no better way to stay.
For the solo guy, looking to kick-it (more or less) alone for a week.
For the female equivalent.
For a couple with no kids, looking for a long weekend of easy, poolside California living.
For the one- or twosome who will be hosting friends driving up from LA for a night.
For two girlfriends, looking for an escape.
For two close couples travelling together (and liking the fact this one was owned by a celeb).
For those two couples wanting more space than celeb.
For the family that requires three bedrooms in their 'cottage'.
For the family that needs acreage and a gate.
For a blow-it-out week for five couples, an extended family, a wedding, or something to help justify the $28K/week price tag.