The bank staff celebrity name list

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This was a lot of fun, and a very popular feature, so we've decided to repeat the exercise. Do any of your staff share a celebrity name (dead or alive) ?

Please send in anyone we missed to

Bank Austria

'We have our very own Josef Ratzinger (a big deal for the Catholics on the staff)'.

Bank of America

'We have a Michael Douglas, although not on Wall Street'

BNP Paribas

'We have Paul Newman in our billing team'.

Bank of Scotland

'They have a Jamie Oliver'.


'We have more than one Jennifer Lopez'.

'Even better, we have an Indiana Jones and a Yasar Arafat!'.

'And don't forget our two Bruce Lees!!'.

'Hey, and we've got a JPMorgan too'.


'Naturally, there are five Michael Schumacher's listed in our phone directory!'.

Daiwa Capital Markets

'We have a John Kennedy'.

Deutsche Boerse

'We have a Ricky Martin and a Janet Jackson'.

Goldman Sachs

'And we've got a Mandy Moore'.

Henderson Global Investors

'When I worked at New Star, there was a Murray Walker, Richard Wilson and a Peter Crouch. Guess they are all at Henderson now'.


'We have a James Bond - in Systems Security (where else ?)

'Back in the '90s, the department PA for James Bond was called Gail Moneypenny!'.

'And a Michael Jackson'.

'Plus Elizabeth Hurley'.

'We also have an Eddie Murphy, Dean Martin, Robbie Williams, Alicia Dixon, John Wilkinson, Janet Jackson, Tim Burton, Paul Simon, Allen Carr, and Lilly Allen, George Lucas'.

'RBS has one Imran Khan - we have 8!'.

Newton International Investment Management

'We've a Phil Collins'.

Royal Bank of Scotland

'We have an Imran Khan'.

'Back in the early 80s, there was a Will Scarlett and a Dick Turpin at NatWest Head Office'.

'We have a Gordon Brown and a Peter Sutcliffe!'.

Standard Bank

'We have an Anthony Eden'.

'And a Joan Collins'.

'Don't forget Heather Graham and Maria Sharapova'.

Standard Chartered

'We've got a Clint Eastwood and a Jason Leonard'.


'We used to have a guy called Dave Navarro'.

'And a current staffer called Anthony Quinn'.

'We also have a chap called James Anderson - though he can't play cricket!'.

'And a Stephen King and a Daniel Craig'.

'At UBS Global Asset Management we have a Paul Weller'.

'We also have a Peter Frampton'.

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