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Jet Pack Fail

Jet Pack Fail

So you know men don't read instructions right? You would think when there's a risk of serious injury we might, but no, apparently using a water powered jet pack without, seemingly, any sort of training is just the kind of thing that proves you're man enough.

Danielle Chiesi Says She's Prepared To Go To Prison

Danielle Chiesi Still

Danielle Chiesi and her lawyer, Alan Kaufman, speak after her sentencing in New York. Chiesi, the former New Castle Funds LLC analyst who was heard on a federal wiretap passing secret tips to Galleon Group LLC co-founder Raj Rajaratnam, was sentenced to 2 1/2 years in prison.