Lokomotiv Moscow beat Norwegian champions Stromsgodset 15-0 today - but not everything is as it seems.
Imagine an alternative universe where Tottenham let AC Milan have Gareth Bale for Klaas Jan Huntelaar... go on do it ... I dare you.
Roman Pavlyuchenko and Vedran Corluka are wanted men in Russia and Turkey.
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This is just one option left to the Tottenham Hotspur man as he seeks first team football this season, as the deadlines run out in Turkey and Russia on Thursday night.