“…and do you then present this child to be baptised?” "We do." "And what is the name of this child?"
O, no, we're not kidding. Apparently, 1 in 3-0-0 women experience something akin to one during childbirth. That's right. Not during conception, but during delivery.
As enthusiastic royalists await the arrival of the royal baby, analysts said the birth would also be "overwhelmingly positive" for the U.K. economy.
Had it with all of the baby pictures on your Facebook news feed?
This ticks so many boxes, funny, cute and original!
This article exists for one reason only: To show you pictures of the beautiful Bugaboo-Missoni collaboration.
I am considering a change in career. Given I am currently in extended limbo since the abrupt end of my most recent career more than three years ago, this could seem long overdue.
In the bygone era of my banking days, I was once hailed as the Imelda Marcos of handbags.
Some use alcohol as an emotional crutch; others use food; and more still use religion. As for my son, his crutch comes in the form of a decapitated elephant head attached to a scrap of, admittedly very tactile, blue fabric.