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Video games to get you through Valentine's Day

Valentine's Tree Renate Kalloch

Today is hated Valentine’s Day, that one day out of the year that you are either 1) forced to recognise that the act of being in a relationship with another human is performative by committing an act of hollow gift-giving, or 2) forced to recognise that you are an entirely unloveable Smiths song of a mammal in a world where worth is measured mostly in proximity to other people’s erogenous zones.

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