I'm rubbish at both of these, but this lad is bloomin' brilliant at them at the same time!
Is this brilliant or just really, really, terrible? You tell us!
We wonder if a few Premier League clubs might start doing this?
Turns out that snakes have hamstrings... who knew?
Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud's display for France was criticised by fans.
This was all sorts of painful for poor old David. Someone give the Manchester United keeper a hug!
Who is going to become England's new leading goal scorer?
We're not so sure about this at all...
Is this glory hunting or is he allowed because he's Jose Mourinho's son?
We're pretty sure only Sergio Ramos can calm down Diego Costa. As super powers go, that is pretty cool.
The ex France star got former Manchester United striker Cole mixed up with Dwight Yorke as he was watching Juventus and Real Madrid.
Tottenham stuttered to another home defeat, made all the more frustrating by the fact they had every right to feel like they did enough for a draw.
The Midlands outfit were delighted at the prospect of another high profile fan, after Will and Kate, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, welcomed a daughter into the world.