The Republic of Ireland's assistant manager was not particularly happy about Rooney's off-field activities.
We cannot wait to hear Jurgen using these phrases more often!
Fresh from starring in Arsenal’s crucial Champions League win over Dinamo Zagreb, Mesut Ozil has been busy showcasing a rather fetching jumper.
Sol Campbell will never be a popular figure at Tottenham after leaving the club for Arsenal over a decade ago.
Turns out he's not that into heavy metal after all...
Sheffield Wednesday fans could not help themselves as rivals Sheffield United lost to Shrewsbury Town at home.
Kinda think Jurgen would be a bit like Dr Nick from the Simpsons...
Poor Gary has been mocked so often, he's now mocking himself... sort of!
C'mon Xavi, get your boots packed and come to the Championship!
Sure, it doesn't exactly fix his leg, but it really is a classy tribute.