The Hammers star says he would have preferred beating Watford to scoring two goals in the game.
Mark Warburton's side were beaten 5-1 by their rivals on Saturday.
The Everton midfielder blamed the former England boss for his recent Three Lions snub.
Aston Villa drew 2-2 at home to Nottingham Forest.
The former Liverpool man was less than complimentary about the Reds.
Arsenal left it late to beat Southampton on the weekend.
Diego Costa scored twice for Chelsea against Swansea City in the Premier League on Sunday.
The defender scored a superb overhead kick in the 2-1 win over Southampton.
The Gunners had to work hard to beat Southampton on Saturday.
Mark Warburton's Ibrox side Glasgow Rangers took a mauling in the Old Firm.
Perhaps golf can cling to the notion of there being no such thing as bad publicity. For a sport supposedly, if erroneously, the sole domain of gin drinkers and those with mild manners, its recent propensity to mingle with controversy has been quite staggering.
The question does not escape in full before Shara Proctor chimes right in. Did she feel she handled her first Olympic Games well? “No way,” comes the response. “Definitely not. I felt like a fish out of water.”
Frustration got the better of Rory McIlroy on moving day and by the end of it he had to find time to head over to the Nike truck by the driving range and get the head fixed back on to the fairway wood he crashed into the ground at the 16th causing the club-head to fly off.