Tommie Hoban didn't know whether to laugh or cry after a hapless criminal was foiled when attempting to burgle his house, before tripping over a kerb and crashing into Hoban's parked car
Rudy Gestede says he isn't at Aston Villa to replace Christian Benteke.
The Magpies' goalkeeping crisis may force McClaren's hand.
The Norwegian journalist and former striker has responded to the Leeds head coach's recent press conference.
Netherlands boss Danny Blind has offered some sage advice to Memphis Depay after excluding him from the latest Oranje squad.
Steve McClaren must decide whether to look towards the youngster for cover or apply for an emergency loan.
Sunderland suffered another injury blow in the loss to Everton when Lee Cattermole limped off.
The Celtic winger praised the 22-year-old's contribution against Aberdeen on Saturday afternoon.
The academy product has made a tough start to the season.
The winger has taken confidence from the performance against Manchester United despite the 0-0 draw.