Stars from Sunderland, West Ham United and Tottenham Hotspur all feature.
Sunderland sit bottom of the Premier League with just two points to their name.
Roman Golobart may not have accomplished too much in his brief stint in England but few can match him in the storytelling stakes.
Newcastle United are looking to make an immediate return to the Premier League.
The 13-year-old recently made his debut for the Celtic Under-20s.
There has not been too much laughter to be had at Ewood Park of late. Thank god, then, for the club's witty-minded social media guru.
West Ham United defender Aaron Cresswell seems to be recovering well from his injury.
Liverpool and Arsenal will be looking to challenge for the title this season.
The Spurs defender has urged solidarity throughout the season.
Paddy McNair joined Sunderland from Premier League rivals Manchester United in the summer transfer window.