These are the moments when the mind goes back to one of the sketches that has formed part of Henning Wehn’s stand-up routine since the last World Cup.
The Football Association is expected to appoint Gareth Southgate on an interim basis before sounding out the likes of Arsène Wenger and Brendan Rodgers as part of an exhaustive and global search to identify Roy Hodgson’s permanent successor as England manager.
Spain were put out of the European Championship and put in their place, according to Gerard Piqué.
Andy Murray is up and running at Wimbledon. He took just an hour and 42 minutes to beat Liam Broady 6-2, 6-3, 6-4 on the Stockport 22-year-old’s first visit to Centre Court, and the 2013 champion could hardly have played better.
The veteran Scot faces a battle for first-team football in Mark Warburton's Rangers side next season.
Leeds United still lack a convincing right winger.
The Tottenham Hotspur duo did not do much right on Monday.
After a couple of challenges, De Gea would go on to establish himself as one of the best in the business at Old Trafford.
Sam Allardyce reportedly intends to stay at Sunderland - even if they are relegated.
Michael van Gerwen came from behind to defeat Peter Wright 6-4 in final of the German Darts Masters to retain his title in Munich.
Rory McIlroy has revealed he will skip the traditional par-three competition at the Masters this year, with the aim of summoning some of the spirit of 2011.