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Watford are close to completing the signing of Alessandro Diamanti.
The former West Ham and Queens Park Rangers midfielder sees certain targets as beyond both clubs' reach.
A billboard depicting Carlos Tevez in a West Ham kit has appeared outside Sheffield United’s Bramall Lane home, attracting criticism in the process.
Both Celtic and Rangers have been linked with making a move to sign Scott Allan.
Former West Ham United star Matt Etherington has urged Slaven Bilic to use continuity with his team.
Lucas Silva has been linked with interest from Arsenal, Manchester United and Chelsea over recent weeks.
Former Leeds United and Liverpool winger Harry Kewell has been busy speaking about the demands of coaching the Watford Under-21 side.
HITC Sport understands Fulham have made a new bid for Brentford defender James Tarkowski.
Newcastle have been linked with signing Lewis Dunk this summer.
Italian newspaper Tuttosport believes that Manchester United are £5 million short of agreeing a deal for Juventus midfielder Arturo Vidal.
Juventus have been shaken by the news that their big summer signing Alvaro Morata has suffered a knee injury.
Arsenal's signing of France full-back Mathieu Debuchy has some striking similarities to that of vice-captain Mikel Arteta in 2011.