After a weekend in which the ex-Chelsea star’s dodgy barnet got nearly as much attention as the Blues FA Cup exit, we found five classics of the genre.
Aleksandar Dragovic has been linked with a transfer to Manchester United this month.
Follow Geralt as he shares his holiday snaps - no, not really, but there's plenty to look at in these new screens.
Leeds United have clinched a deal to sign Granddi Ngoyi.
Erick Thohir has been discussing why Xherdan Shaqiri may have opted for Inter Milan ahead of Liverpool.
Raul Albentosa allowed Derby County to show versatility in defence over the weekend.
Saints Row IV debuts at number four, Rugby 15 at number eight.
Eddie Gray feels Sol Bamba's experience of the Championship will help him succeed at Leeds United.
Dylan McGeouch says he doesn't want to be sitting on the bench at Celtic next season.
Emmanuel Sonupe went close for Tottenham Hotspur's under-21s in their latest match.
Madonna’s pictures of Martin Luther King and Nelson Mandela don’t show she’s racist – just that she really doesn’t have much idea how social media works
West Ham United signing Doneil Henry possesses clear potential but still has a long way to go before he is ready for Premier League action.
Labour may be making a political virtue out of economic necessity, but Ed Miliband began his election campaign vowing to cut through the anti-politics mood with an open, doorstep-based campaign designed to contrast with a traditional poster campaign orchestrated from Westminster by the Tories.