That's certainly one way to harness the power of Lionel Messi...
It was the best of series, it was the worst of series.
He has a great beard and a good accent, she is knocking people's lights out in 34 seconds.
The Saints were keen on a deal but the Italian has turned them down, although he remains on the transfer market.
HITC Sport understands that Steve McClaren wants more striker power but chances are diminishing
The midfielder is surplus to requirements at the club and they want to use the money to further strengthen.
The winger looks set to complete a move to the Premier League.
Boro might be making a move for the attacker this week.
Watford are all set to let the Italian leave the club before Tuesday.
The Mexican attacker has joined up with the German side for the new season.
The former Premier League boss believes Arsene Wenger's side will have to work collectively to overcome their defensive frailties.
Spurs have a new link in Holland and it could see youngsters being sent out to Roda JC.
West Ham's Dimitri Payet is bettered only by Wolfsburg's Kevin De Bruyne based on assists made over the past two years.