The striker has joined Championship side Brighton on loan until the end of the season.
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The former Villa Park chief has highlighted a lack of experience and quality in the current squad.
We look ahead to another intriguing weekend of Premier League action by rounding up 10 key stats.
Celtic crashed out of the Europa League on Thursday night, after a defeat to Ajax.
Liverpool will be looking to improve their home form and take advantage of a favourable run of fixtures while Swansea are in desperate need of a big result.
The Hammers were heavily beaten by Tottenham Hotspur last weekend.
The England international's career has been plagued by injuries, but he explained that he now realises that football is not everything.
The 23-year-old Dane has been out of first-team action since undergoing knee surgery in the summer, but he is now back to full fitness and set to add more competition at centre-back.
Lee Erwin has made just one appearance for Leeds United during his time at Elland Road so far.
JPMorgan, Bank of America and Citigroup are among eight large U.S. banks that may have credit grades cut by Standard & Poor’s on the prospect that the U.S. government is less likely to provide aid in a crisis.
Dele Alli was Tottenham's star man against Aston Villa.
UBS said it has received inquiries from authorities about its banking relationships with FIFA officials, days after rival Credit Suisse disclosed it was being questioned in the corruption probe that has engulfed soccer’s global governing body.