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Boris Johnson at Royal Greenwich UTC Opening

It's a bad day when Boris fails even to make himself laugh

A size 12 kicked open the door to the Locarno room in the Foreign Office. US secretary of state John Kerry was taking no chances. Having had the front door of Downing Street slammed in his face earlier in the day by some dude shouting “Britain is closed for business,” he wasn’t going to risk a second black eye.