As you may have noticed, there are lots of new burrito places around town, along with a few other places serving South American specialties. They are good, fast, cheap, filling and delicious, and only one will kick you out after spending lots of money on dinner.
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Chelsea's owner Roman Abramovich waited years for this moment, having spent millions on the likes of Jose Mourinho, Phil Scolari, Carlo Ancelotti and AVB - all who failed to deliver the Champions League trophy.
Having overcome Arsenal, Chelsea face Monaco in the semi-finals and are favourites.
An hour or so after the final whistle, Didier Drogba took his seat, holding his man-of-the-match award and tried to make sense of all of the different emotions.
A crushing three-week period has come to pass for Harry Redknapp.
In the hands of the canniest opponents, a strength can become a weakness.
Dave Whelan's rentaquote tendencies appear to have created the impression that Roberto Martínez is the frontrunner for the Liverpool job, though Fenway Sports Group are spreading their net wider than the Wigan manager – much wider.