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Tottenham entertain Anderlecht at Hotspur Way today in a fixture that could have huge ramifications for both Chelsea and Liverpool's hopes of making the second round.
Barcelona and Argentine superstar Lionel Messi, regarded as the best footballer of his generation, has broken 40-year-old record for the highest number of goals scored in a calendar year.
Lukas Podolski was signed as a striker, so why does Arsene Wenger persist on playing him as a winger?
'He's just like a new signing' - Fulham's answer to their central midfield questions have been provided by an unexpected source.
Arsenal contract rebel Theo Walcott is understood to be interesting the likes of both Liverpool and Manchester United in the run up to the January transfer window. If Sir Alex Ferguson lets Nani go, Walcott could be the ideal replacement.
Arsenal fans have been going stir crazy after their loss to Bradford on Tuesday night. But recent history and a look at Manchester United shows Gooners may not want to hit the panic button.
Michel Platini has suggested the money for goal line technology would be better used on grass roots football. Here is why he’s wrong.
Nemanja Vidic returns this weekend, but Vincent Kompany aside, does he have any real peers of the same quality?
News has emerged that football’s governing bodies will consider giving foreign players cultural lessons about the English game, with a look back to the Luis Suarez situation last season. It’s a flawed idea aimed at stamping out racism.