Where to begin? I'm on my second bottle of wine (shared, don't worry!), and it's only 11pm EST. Right now, it's all entertaining. (So really, don't worry!)
For the first time since its creation six years ago, the famous (and some might say infamous) Parisian Nightclub renowned for its cabaret and tasteful erotic dancing girls has come to London.
Fancy a fun, wholesome, and overall fantastic night at the theatre? Then go see Dreamboats and Petticoats, which just opened at the Wyndham's Theatre.
Want to take your Need For Speed off the gaming console? We've got four cars to get you going...
Each week Simon Bunn looks back at a player that arrived in the Premiership with a huge reputation, and often a hefty transfer fee, and failed to deliver. This time, it is Manchester City and Robinho...
All of the latest news, views, and gossip relating to Tottenham Hotspur over the past 24 hours.
All of the latest news linked to Liverpool FC.
A round-up of news and views relating to Chelsea over the past 24 hours.
All of the latest news relating to Manchester United.
Manchester United travel away to Braga for their next Champions League match looking for a win which would seal their place in the last 16.