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Alou Diarra has taken another swipe at his current employers, well under a year since joining the club.
Nuri Sahin has thanked God he’s not still at Liverpool but his reasons for attacking Brendan Rodgers are flawed.
Was there not a clause in Michael Jackson's last will and testament requesting that his children should, until they came of age, be brought up at least vaguely in the manner he would have wanted? Lost in Showbiz is moved to ask because his 16-year-old son, Prince Michael Jackson, has used the past month to make his debut as a showbiz reporter for Entertainment Tonight, guest star in an episode of 90210, and announce that he is also "looking to become well-rounded as a producer, director, screenwriter and actor".
Frank Warren glanced at three of his elite fighters – Nathan Cleverly, Dereck Chisora and Liam Walsh – and cautioned the doubters who reckon he might be finished.
I was ambling into work when I bumped into a colleague.
This is a Test match being played with one eye on the weather chart, as if trying to keep apace with Duckworth-Lewis in an ODI.
The announcement came five weeks to the day since Roy Hodgson made it clear he did not want to face any more questions about Rio Ferdinand and that, as far as he was concerned, the matter was now officially over.