How has it come to this? Just a month ago, Frankie Dettori was the highest-paid jockey in the world, one of the most respected and admired of his profession.
In cricket, some are born to the captaincy, some achieve it, and others have it thrust upon them.
Dimitar Berbatov has the talent and he knows it yet it is the effortlessness that lifts him to the higher plane of cool.
I'm going to speak freely here, so if you haven't seen it, don't read this. Unless you want to know what happens at the end, of course. Or you want to know more about the island.
Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends, featured pretty much everywhere in the past 24 hours, introduced us to a site that fits our mature sense of humour perfectly.