He could go anywhere in the world and is reportedly not about to return to the Premier League. So where could he end up?
Nancy Grady has joined Northern Trust as Head of Fund Administration and Fund Accounting-Americas, overseeing fund accounting, regulatory administration, financial reporting, tax and other services for registered and unregistered mutual fund products.
Chelsea lost their cup semi-final last night, and star signing Eden Hazard started brightly but couldn't swing the game for the home side. Manchester United fans on Twitter have been expressing their opinion on the player who snubbed them last summer.
It's going to be frigid when the Denver Broncos host the Baltimore Ravens in the NFL playoffs this weekend.
Any government exercise setting out how well it is faring is likely to hit a wall of cynicism, as Tony Blair discovered to his cost when he published three annual reports at the start of his regime.
David Cameron said that the audit of the government's promises, published on Wednesday afternoon, would be "full, frank and completely unvarnished!" Oh, no, we thought – not more bloody Ronseal.
It took years of defiant rejection of his critics, recovery from cancer, seven now-discredited Tour de France victories and a position at the heart of the "most sophisticated doping programme sport has ever seen".