Are you sitting comfortably? If not, is it because you are part of the estimated 80% of women who are suffering from that scourge of modern times, the ill-fitting bra? You are? Well, have I got potentially good news for you.
My childhood sweetheart Sue got pregnant and we wanted to get married.
'It's very painful," says Kim Cattrall, curling up on a sofa at the Old Vic theatre after a day of rehearsals.
Criticising the selection mistakes of fellow coaches is not usually the done thing but this is a Lions tour and Andy Farrell knows a soft target when he sees one.