Oh, right, I am. Because I'm in the Sandwich Generation, and today, I'm kind of annoyed by it, so I'm putting extra Russian Dressing on my Ruben. (Half corned beef and half pastrami, grilled and not microwaved).
Chelsea came close to signing Hulk last summer, and he is likely to be available this summer.
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger dropped his number one goalkeeper and his captain in Munich where Arsenal beat Bayern 2-0 on the night.
The Atlanta Falcons, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, New Orleans Saints and Carolina Panthers come under the spotlight.
The transfer window slammed shut in January and it won’t formally open again until July, yet that doesn’t seem to matter much to journalists.
Lady luck – she’s as changeable as the weather!
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