Will you shed a tear for your lost humanity, or lose yourself in the bliss of an alien-tech enhanced kill frenzy?
Like all right-minded people, you will have been appalled to see racing break out at Sunday's Malaysian Grand Prix.
England have clung on to second in the official ICC Test rankings after the winter, although probably only thanks to the weight of the bails at Eden Park.
It is to Lee Westwood's credit that there has been no bigger critic of his infamously ropey short game than the man himself.
Maybe the Montenegro coach, Branko Brnovic, had a fair point, even if he did express it more provocatively than was necessary.
Robin van Persie believes he is poised to ease the "pain" that has gnawed at him throughout his career by becoming a league champion for the first time.
Google Glass glasses will be manufactured in the United States, an example of manufacturing returning from the far east to the west, according to reports
Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway will probably receive only $100 million worth of General Electric stock in a warrant deal similar to the Goldman Sachs agreement.