Labels president Frank Gibeau says anti-piracy measures are bad strategy
They are plastic, in uncomfortable poses and wearing horrible wigs, but an army of Swedish mannequins are being held up as a shining example of the body diversity our shops sorely need.
We're nearly there.
Will you shed a tear for your lost humanity, or lose yourself in the bliss of an alien-tech enhanced kill frenzy?
Like all right-minded people, you will have been appalled to see racing break out at Sunday's Malaysian Grand Prix.
England have clung on to second in the official ICC Test rankings after the winter, although probably only thanks to the weight of the bails at Eden Park.
It is to Lee Westwood's credit that there has been no bigger critic of his infamously ropey short game than the man himself.
Maybe the Montenegro coach, Branko Brnovic, had a fair point, even if he did express it more provocatively than was necessary.