Look at your lunch. Is it a bit disappointing? Look around your office. I bet there are no slides or yoga studios. Your journey into work, you paid for it, right? How vulgar. You are clearly not a Googler.
BP is braced for criticism from shareholders at its annual general meeting on Thursday over its executive pay regime and failure to obtain consent for dividend payments.
Race cars, friendship, rivalry and debauchery are the order of the day in Ron Howard's upcoming film.
Arsenal's most outspoken fan and a Manchester City midfielder have been at it again on Twitter.
Could former Manchester United man Juan Veron be planning a sensational return to football?
Manchester United have today been linked with Falcao, but wouldn't fans rather see Ronaldo back at Old Trafford?
Reports suggest Stoke are interested in Arsenal and Milan target Andreas Cornelius.
It's doubtful Liverpool fans will remember Philipp Degen fondly; who is preparing to face Tottenham Hotspur in the Europa League tomorrow night.
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