Nathaniel Chalobah only wanted to give his fans a treat this weekend; but the on-loan Watford player has proved he does not have a talent for hair styling.
The race for the top four should not deflect from the failed or empty title challenges from Chelsea and Arsenal.
There are probably a million reasons why Die Hard 6 should never be made.
Anyone who has read Max Brooks's grippingly detailed science fiction novel – or even better, listened to the superb audiobook – will probably have a pretty good idea what kind of movie Brad Pitt originally envisaged when he bought the screen rights to World War Z in 2007.
I've seen Prospero played as a benign schoolmaster, colonial overlord and Faustian necromancer.
Arsène Wenger says he would consider prolonging his stay at Arsenal beyond 2014 if he and the club felt that targets were being met but maintained he was preoccupied simply with the battle to secure a top-four finish this season.
Sir Alex Ferguson has aimed another barb at Rafael Benítez by claiming the Chelsea interim manager is overly concerned about his CV, while also stating that despite the majority of managers sharing a post-match drink with him at Old Trafford the Spaniard has done so only once.
The testimonial is booked for August and Sunday sees the final appearance in a Merseyside derby of long-time colleague and confidant, Jamie Carragher.
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