Juan 'Cala' Torres was Tweeting after Cardiff lost 4-0 at home to Hull City.
Matt Le Tissier has been congratulating former Southampton star Gareth Bale for his strike against Elche last night.
All the latest transfer news coming from Madrid.
Alex Song found the wrong net as Barcelona lost 3-1 to Real Sociead in La Liga on Saturday.
Liverpool striker Luis Suarez is in the form of his life and can help the Reds seal an elusive Premier League title this season.
It's hard to know where to start with Ray Kurzweil.
After 32-years in the spotlight, Donkey Kong is, relatively, an old hand amid the brash, attention-seeking new bods in gaming but it seems, entirely appropriately, he has no intention of fading away politely.
Neneh Cherry is aware of the fashionable notion that everything is better in Scandinavia. "I don't know how Denmark got voted the happiest country in the world," she grins, hanging out of the window for a smoke. "How do you measure that?
This Russian 3D spectacle comes preceded by an Imax trailer that blares: "MIND-BLOWING IMAGES! EARTH-SHATTERING SOUND!" – which I dare say accurately describes one of the grimmest episodes of the second world war.
Royal Bank of Scotland CEO Ross McEwan moved to reassure employees that there will be 'no big announcement' on job cuts when the lender publishes the results of its strategic review next week.