Arsenal, Chelsea, Sunderland and Manchester United feature.
It's the end of the world as we know it. Well, maybe. And if so, temporarily. Regardless, I have vacuumed.
The Christmas period is a busy one for football, and teams will be looking to pick up as many points as possible to build for the rest of the season. But four teams in particular have a good chance of putting a lot of points on the board in the news few days - Aston Villa, Everton, Manchester City and Manchester United.
Tottenham's Emmanuel Adebayor is back in favour, and has now scored three goals in the last two games, after Tim Sherwood took the helm at the club earlier this week and brought the striker in from the cold.
A woman sacked as communications director of the New York-based internet empire InterActive Corp for having made a puerile tweet that linked Aids with race, has issued an apology to the “millions of people living with the virus”.
Diego Simeone believes that Diego Costa would be well in with a shout of winning the Ballon d'Or given his current form.
Arsenal loanee Emiliano Viviano surely has even more reason to want out in January.
Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has been listed as the player whose market value has depreciated most over the past year. Three Chelsea players and one Fulham man also feature.
Gervinho missed an absolute sitter for AS Roma today ... but he also scored in a 4-0 win.
Paul Georges Ntep looks more and more likely to become an Arsenal player in January.