On one side of London this week, you can venture gobbily, fleshily, into Björk’s mouth.
The £20 million Hammers recruit is expected to be out until December.
Spurs sealed their progression in the EFL Cup with a comfortable third-round victory.
When you look at Arsène Wenger what do you see? A shining light for longevity, the last of his kind overseeing a period of time at one club, something that is now unique? A 66-year-old manager who seems past it, his methods overtaken by younger, hungrier, craftier coaches? A stubborn man? A loyal man? A romantic? A revolutionary? A relic? A survivor?
According to FIFA 17, Aston Villa forward Gabriel Agbonlahor is naturally faster than Barcelona's Luis Suarez.
Glasgow Rangers boss Mark Warburton has usually picked Wes Foderingham for the league and Gilks for the cup.
Queens Park Rangers were beaten 2-1 by Sunderland in the EFL Cup last night.
The Owls' ratings have been released.
Yaya Touré did not know he had been frozen out by Pep Guardiola until the Manchester City manager revealed it publicly on Tuesday.