To Los Angeles, where a whole new era for celebrity lawsuits appears to have dawned, thanks to a woman called Valerie Turks.
Modesty obviously precludes Lost in Showbiz from suggesting that it exerts a vast and unshakeable influence over the world of media, that editors first hang, then act upon its every word.
Ever since humanity first began to upgrade its culinary skills from cremating mammoth steaks over an open fire, slow-cooking has been a vital part of the thrifty cook's repertoire, transforming chewy, hard-working cuts of meat into melting, flavourful tenderness.
The proportion of teenagers drinking is falling, but those who are drinking are doing it with a vengeance.
There's a certain glamour attached to the Prohibition era - the Charleston, gangsters, illegal speakeasies. In credit-crunched Britain, one could argue the time is rife for our own bit of '30s-style indulgence, and this is a challenge which Nightjar has taken up with aplomb.
Chinese New Year is today, and Chinese food is not only full of delicious flavours, it can also be a healthy option, and a perfect way to add some colour to the dull winter months.
As you all know, Valentine's Day is full of flowers, chocolates, meals out, and cards. But what if you want to go beyond the standard, beyond the familiar? What could be a better gift than some romantic time away?
Some use alcohol as an emotional crutch; others use food; and more still use religion. As for my son, his crutch comes in the form of a decapitated elephant head attached to a scrap of, admittedly very tactile, blue fabric.
Darling. Please give me roses, chocolate and hearts on any day of the year - except Valentine's Day. Don't ignore it completely. Acknowledge it. Respect my feelings AND sweep me off my feet. Of course I don't expect you to read my mind! Here's how to do it.