He is perhaps best known for his carefully guarded anonymity, but Banksy has this week discovered that the Oscars do not "do" enigma.
A man has been shot dead at a cinema in Latvia after a fellow movie-goer objected to the volume at which he was eating his popcorn.
At first glance it appears to be a casting choice with the potential to derail Johnny Depp's otherwise stellar movie career.
Justin Bieber has cut his hair.
Smashing Pumpkins' new bassist was apparently one of the cover-stars of their 1993 album, Siamese Dream.
On the face of it, it was a week in which the great rock'n'roll swindle was in full swing.