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Blue Monday - Falsified

The Blue Monday Formula

Guess what? Today is Blue Monday - the most depressing day of the year. But don't worry, it's false, according to HITC Life's resident Maths PhD. (Bet you didn't think we had one of those, did you.)

The Artist [REVIEW]

The Artist

If you are looking to have a different cinema experience, one you have never had before, then go and see The Artist.


Elephant Stefan Vasilev

A call appears on the display of my iPhone. Little Blue Elephants. The daycare centre my baby is in.

New Year’s Disillusions?

Cigarette Butt Vivek Chugh

Out with the biscuit tins and in with the Lycra; throw away the Marlboro and slap on the nicotine patches. It must be the first of January, the first day of the rest of your new and pointedly improved life.