The summer blockbuster season arrived in emphatic style at the weekend as Iron Man 3 stirred up a torpid US box office to deliver the second biggest weekend launch in history on an estimated $175.3m.
There are probably a million reasons why Die Hard 6 should never be made.
Anyone who has read Max Brooks's grippingly detailed science fiction novel – or even better, listened to the superb audiobook – will probably have a pretty good idea what kind of movie Brad Pitt originally envisaged when he bought the screen rights to World War Z in 2007.
I've seen Prospero played as a benign schoolmaster, colonial overlord and Faustian necromancer.
Childhood formed at Nottingham University in 2010, yet they sound as though they came out of Manchester in 1989.
Gimme the Loot, says its writer-director Adam Leon, is an "epic".
Stop right now, thank you very much.