The Australian went over the line, but is he worse or funnier than this lot?
Joe Root hopes England’s victorious Ashes campaign convinces Alastair Cook to remain as captain long into the future and has revealed that the team has been driven on this summer by the pain caused in the previous whitewash defeat by Australia.
There were joyful choruses of Rule Britannia and Land of Hope and Glory as England’s heroes embarked on a lap of honour in the sunshine.
Little anger and few screaming headlines greeted the news from Trent Bridge that Australia had succumbed to Alastair Cook’s England after just 39 minutes of play on day three of the fourth Ashes Test.
England reclaim the Ashes after two days and 42 minutes at Trent Bridge
We've all been there when nature calls...
Pakistan will play World Cup co-hosts and favourites Australia in the third quarter-final from 0330 GMT in Adelaide.
The Nottingham Forest fan has light-heartedly backed the Newcastle United goalkeeper for the Three Lions squad.
The Tottenham Hotspur striker is up for the player of the year award.
In the wake of James Anderson becoming England's leading wicket-taker of all-time, former captain Mike Gatting has been singing his praises to HITC Sport.
Emirates Old Trafford looks set to be sold out on Friday as Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff makes his shock return to professional cricket.
The immovable object and the irresistible force collided this week.
Two England captains contemplating World Cup semi-finals on the same day. It is does not get much better than that – except that there is the possibility of Eoin Morgan and Charlotte Edwards being in Kolkata on Saturday to discuss their chances in the finals of the tournament the following day.
New Zealand cricket great Martin Crowe has died at the age of 53.
Steve Evans expects Liam Bridcutt so sign a loan extension at Leeds on Monday.
They’ve been the soundtrack to every one of Sri Lanka’s games at this Cricket World Cup, but back when their cricket heroes toured in 2002, Dihan Dewage’s Melbourne-based Papare Band weren’t even allowed to bring a trumpet into the MCG.
Cricket is a game that generates lists and records beyond any other.
The England captain, Alastair Cook, has joined his Australian counterpart Steve Smith in rejecting the idea of Test matches in future Ashes series being played under floodlights.
Mark Ramprakash, the England batting coach, says he can relate to Nick Compton’s uncertainty about his Test place and will urge the player to put the occasion to one side this week in what may be a make-or-break five days at Lord’s.