Here are some of the most witty things ever said about money:
The Deutsche Bank executive whose responsibilities included its U.S. dark pool has left the company.
Traders facing penalties from British regulators over their involvement in rigging Libor may avoid being fined after the U.K. Financial Conduct Authority missed a deadline to take action, three people with knowledge of the matter said.
Jean-Claude Juncker, the newly installed head of the European Union, has unveiled a 315 billion euro ($392 billion) investment package to help kick start Europe's flagging economy, create a million jobs, and help growth and competitiveness.
Leucadia National Corp. seems happy one of its own will soon oversee Harbinger Group.
Large German companies face a major shake-up after the government ordered that at least a third of executive positions be filled by women.
Gives new meaning to the term 'turkey trots'...............
Goldman Sachs and HSBC were sued in New York over claims they conspired for eight years to manipulate prices for the precious metals platinum and palladium in what plaintiffs’ lawyers say is the first class-action lawsuit of its kind in the U.S.
Barclays has hired 11 people for Japanese equity sales and trading since July and plans to add about four more by the end of the year amid a resurgence in the world’s second-largest stock market.