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Swearing In The Office Can Have A Positive Effect

The Financial Times has an interesting article on swearing in these politically correct times. Swearing in the office, so it seems, can help with informality, make it easier for staff to bond, and help to relieve pressure during moments of stress.

Not Much 'Fun' Now - Top Firm To Fire 3,000

Job Axe

Bank of America (BofA) CEO Ken Lewis told analysts on a conference call last week that he had had just about as much fun as he could stand in investment banking at the moment, after investment banking write-downs led to a 93% decline in unit earnings to just $100m in the third-quarter. Well, several staff who work in the investment bank won't be having much fun themselves soon - BofA has just announced 3,000 job cuts, and the majority will come from the investment banking division.

Lehman Rumour, Exits Beckon For Bear & Citi Bosses, UBS

Rumours were flying Wednesday that Lehman Brothers was to announce a $7bn write-down, prompting a drop in the firm's share price at one stage of over $4 a share. Lehman, however, quickly came out and denied the rumour that any write-down anouncement would be made. But someone, it seems, has made a killing on November puts. Speculation is mounting that this might all be a reserve pump and dump play.

Two Hospitalized CEOs Recover Well

ABN AMRO CEO Rijkman Groenink was rushed to hospital last month and had to undergo an emergency operation following a perforated appendix. Since then he has lost his job - he's stepping down on November 1st, when the bank he restructured to death changes hands with the appointment of a new board full of representatives from acquirers Fortis, Royal Bank of Scotland and Santander.

Dresdner, JPMorgan, Morgan Stanley, Wachovia

The Times reports that Dresdner Bank is one of a number of European firms considering joining up to the $80bn fund set up by Bank of America, Citi and JPMorgan Chase to purchase assets which have lost value following the recent US subprime lending crisis and subsequent credit crunch.



Beach Sunrise

The Day After Bonus Day

The alarm went off at 6am as usual. But I just couldn't get up. The thought of dragging myself into work was too much for me, but I knew I had no choice. If you didn't show up the day after bonus day, everyone knew that you were pissed and that you didn't get paid out.