Welcome to the Doghouse.
Three of the top eight bowlers in the world Test rankings endured rather than enjoyed a hard-fought and occasionally bad-tempered day back in county cricket.
It is time for Rugby League's most important recruit...
The two horses killed in last month's Grand National died as the result of "factors one could neither have foreseen nor prevented", according to a preliminary report on the race by the sport's ruling body.
Whether with the new ball or as the straight man of a comedy double act, James Anderson has grown accustomed to working alongside Stuart Broad and Graeme Swann in recent years.
There haven't been many chances to write anything positive about the London Broncos this season but they were finally able to enjoy a trip south down the M1 on Sunday night.
Miguel Cotto, often a troubled soul in the past, says he comes to the ring these days in peace; Floyd Mayweather, long a turbulent genius, reveals he has discovered the calming influence of yoga.
Mo Farah has been warned by a tearful former team-mate that more revelations about Alberto Salazar are in the pipeline and he risks tarnishing his reputation if he stays with the coach.
Novak Djokovic has denied on the eve of Wimbledon that he and his coach, Boris Becker, are cheating when exchanging glances during play, although the laws of tennis specifically forbid any communication.
Rafael Nadal has launched a withering broadside at the Spanish tennis federation after its president was suspended pending a financial investigation, adding to the sense of disarray enveloping the organisation as a result of the controversy surrounding Gala León’s appointment as the country’s first female Davis Cup captain.