Here's a list of 12 smart comebacks.
And there's a lot of truth in these.
Saudi Arabia is favoring New York to list state oil giant Saudi Aramco, while also considering London and Toronto for the prospect of floating the firm, The Wall Street Journal reported on Monday.
HSBC revealed this morning it is being investigated by the City watchdog over potential shortcomings in its anti-money laundering controls.
The Board of Directors of Wells Fargo has announced that it has elected Karen B. Peetz, retired president of The Bank of New York Mellon Corporation, and Ronald L. Sargent, retired chairman and chief executive officer of Staples, Inc., as new independent directors.
HSBC announced a 62 per cent decline in profits for 2016 this morning, dipping to $7.1bn (£5.7bn) from $18.9bn the year before.
HSBC boosted Stuart Gulliver’s total potential pay to $12m as the CEO was rewarded for cutting costs, while the bank’s bonus pool dropped.
Citigroup has agreed to pay a penalty of almost 70 million rand ($5.4 million) to settle a South African antitrust investigation that said it participated in an alleged cartel to manipulate the value of the rand.
When filmmaker Peter Kunhardt asked friend Peter Buffett if his dad would be open to him making a documentary out of his life, Buffett told Kunhardt to write him a letter.
Unilever forced Kraft Heinz to abandon its £115bn bid for the company after the Anglo-Dutch maker of Marmite and Flora said it would use every tool at its disposal to fend off a deal.
The world's largest sovereign wealth fund will undergo the most drastic changes to its mandate in decades as it ratchets up investment risk and pulls back on the amount of oil money it can spend if the Norwegian government's proposals are approved.
It's not all doom and gloom.
All three main measures of the health in the stock market are at record levels.
Have you heard the one about the penguin in the sombrero ?
Failing to impress has consequences.
A nice payday.
What chance do you have if you are asked these at interview ?
'In the very early stages of exploring the possibility'.
Goldman Sachs Group Inc. executives who leave the firm to work in government are more likely to shun old colleagues for fear of damaging their reputations, rather than show favoritism in their policy decisions, co-President David M. Solomon said.
Trump spoke on immigration, the media, the economy and executive orders during his first solo press conference as president.
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JPMorgan Private Bank, a unit of JPMorgan Chase & Co named Oliver Gregson as head of its UK and Nordics markets.
Citigroup may choose Frankfurt as the headquarters for its European investment banking and trading activities as part of its Brexit contingency plans, the bank's European chief told Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung.