1. 'They'd never lay me off!'
2. 'It's only a bit of fun. A brief office fling never did anyone any harm!'.
3. 'Our traders don't hide losses!'.
4. 'They'll never find that e-mail - there must be millions to go through!'.
5. 'Our operations staff aren't clever enough to engage in fraud'.
6. 'Bonuses overall are down, but mine will be just fine'.
7. 'But everyone lets their hair down at the Christmas Party, don't they ?'
8. 'No-one cares what time I get in the office; I'm not paid by the hour'.
9. 'Harrassment ? They should be so lucky!'
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