11 more CV bloopers / horrors

Here's another 11 classics.

'I was responsible for dissatisfied customers'

'Objective: Seeking party-time position with room for advancement'

'My role involved coaching and mentioning'.

'Please don’t misconstrue my 14 jobs as job-hopping. I have never quit a job'.

'I can type without looking at thekeyboard'.

'Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave'.

'Consistently tanked as top sales producer for new accounts'.

'I do have convictions (drug offences)'.

Reason for leaving: 'I didn’t give the company my full effort and received no chance of career advancement in return'.

Cover letter: 'I would like to assure you that I am a hardly working person'.

'Dear Sir or Madman'


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