Can you imagine if they actually pulled this off...even without a fax machine?!
No matter just how much you love all the transfer rumours and news on Deadline Day, we reckon after a few hours you will probably get a bit fed up.
But it must be even worse if you work for a football club, having to deal with other sides trying to snatch your star player while your fans yell at you for not spending any money.
And then there is the media speculating pretty much every minute of the day on who will be moving where and for how much.
Well, it looks like things got too much for League Two side Yeovil Town who decided to destroy one of their key resources:
Yikes! How on earth are they going to be able to sign loads of players on Deadline Day? Well, that was the first question asked by a Yeovil fan:
Thankfully, Yeovil have a pretty cunning plan sorted to ensure they snap up the Brazilian legend...sort of!