Happy Christmas - The losing your job song

Christmas Party Horn

This little ditty should be sung to the tune of 'The 12 Days Of Christmas'.

On the first day of Christmas,
Our head of sales said I'm key
So there'll always be a job here for me.

On the second day of Christmas,
Our head of sales winked at me
Two rogues a-trading,
But there's still a rosy future for me.

On the third day of Christmas,
Our head of sales said to me
Three staff a-resigning,
Two rogues a-trading,
But there's still a decent future here for me.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
Our head of sales said to me
Four regulators arriving,
Three staff a-resigning,
Two rogues a-trading,
But there's still a future here for me.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
Our head of sales said to me
Five police stings,
Four regulators arriving,
Three staff a-resigning,
Two rogues a-trading,
But there's probably a future here for me.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
Our head of sales said to me
Six board members a-praying,
Five police stings,
Four regulators arriving,
Three staff a-resigning,
Two rogues a-trading,
And there may not be a future here for me.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
Our head of sales said to me
Seven clients imploding,
Six board members a-praying,
Five police stings,
Four regulators arriving,
Three staff a-resigning,
Two rogues a-trading,
So it's difficult to see a future here for me.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
Our head of sales said to me
Eight insiders trading,
Seven clients imploding,
Six board members a-praying,
Five police stings,
Four regulators arriving,
Three staff a-resigning,
Two rogues a-trading,
So there's probably no future here for me.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
Our head of trading said to me
Nine Feds a-raiding,
Eight insiders trading,
Seven clients imploding,
Six board members a-praying,
Five police stings,
Four regulators arriving,
Three staff a-resigning,
Two rogues a-trading,
And the head of sales is no longer around for me.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
No-one's talking to me
Ten traders arrested,
Nine Feds a-raiding,
Eight insiders trading,
Seven clients imploding,
Six board members a-praying,
Five police stings,
Four regulators arriving,
Three staff a-resigning,
Two rogues a-trading,
And HR is looking for me.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
It's not looking good for me
Eleven HR staff a-firing,
Ten traders arrested,
Nine Feds a-raiding,
Eight insiders trading,
Seven clients imploding,
Six board members a-praying,
Five police stings,
Four regulators arriving,
Three staff a-resigning,
Two rogues a-trading,
And HR finally finds me.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
The game is up for me
Twelve hundred layoffs
Eleven HR staff a-firing,
Ten traders arrested,
Nine Feds a-raiding,
Eight insiders trading,
Seven clients imploding,
Six board members a-praying,
Five police stings,
Four regulators arriving,
Three staff a-resigning,
Two rogues a-trading,
And there's no bloody job here for me!

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