You couldn't ask for anything more than these names being involved in a game against the Met Police.
Non-League is just the best. Heavy tackles, muddy pitches, tucked in shirts and loads of proper no-nonsense football matches played by MEN.
Earlier this week, non-league football brought us a brilliant 75-yard screamer by a Wealdstone midfielder, which left our jaws firmly on the floor after seeing it.
However, we might have found something even better than that goal, and it came in Dulwich Hamlet's clash with the Metropolitan Police.
So what was so brilliant about the game? Well, in a game involving a police force, the two scorers had really, really fitting names.
It really doesn't get any better than the fact the two scorers in the game were Sweeney and Crook!
The names of the scorers in tonight's game involving the Met Police. pic.twitter.com/EsZ5ZkDmeQ— SimonNRicketts (@SimonNRicketts) October 13, 2015
Outstanding, absolutely outstanding. This is exactly why we love non-league football because it gives us truly brilliant moments like this.
We're really looking forward to seeing what the non-league ranks have in store for us next week, but we're absolutely sure that it'll be amazing!