Mourinho Press Conference Still

As football curses go, we reckon this is a pretty good one!

Things are not exactly going well for Jose Mourinho and Chelsea this season, In fact, the champions are off to their worst start for almost 40 years! 

The Blues have managed to drop points against Manchester City, Crystal Palace, Everton, Swansea, Newcastle AND Southampton, with the Saints coming away from Stamford Bridge 3-1 victors on Saturday evening.

So what on earth is going on down in West London?! Well, it seems Eden Hazard and Cesc Fabregas are still on their holidays and Branislav Ivanovic has forgotten how to run (not that he really could before).

While some theorists may claim Mourinho is the problem, we reckon the lack of a certain club doctor is the real issue and reason behind their nightmare start.

Yep, since everyone's favourite club doctor, Eva Carneiro, was suspended by Mourinho for doing her job, the Blues' numbers don't look so good.

Chelsea Football Club are REALLY missing Eva!

Posted by HITC Top Corner on Sunday, 4 October 2015

Oh my! In fact, since Eva left, Chelsea have picked up just seven points, scored ten goals and picked up 14 bookings. So the only thing for it is that Eva MUST have put a curse on Mourinho as a parting gift to her former employers; well played Eva, well played!

(P.S. we know Chelsea were already playing badly before Carneiro left but their form has been pretty damning since...)


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